Gaerls And The B-Word
You would think, with all the evolution of species thats gone by, girls(or gaerls, as Jaggenius puts it) would have invented some new words to verbally assault each other. But NO, its still the same old standby for their lot... the dreaded B-word. From the time I started noticing some jinguchaan dress-wearing long haired people around me called Girls(back in Class VII, I guess), I've seen the prevelance of the ONLY swear word girls seem to know.
And they treat it like its the equivalent of Avada-Kedavra, giving it an over build-up and using it as a last resort..!!
I remember one time, back in my Class X, there were these two girls in love with the same guy(not ME!)(the previous bracket was for self-popularisingse), and they used to be at loggerheads all the time. I'm not gonna reveal their identities, even though nobody reads my blog(yedhuku vambu)... but I'll say this: we used to call the 1st one Scent Factory, cuz she used like, 10 perfumes All at Once. The 2nd girl was, more or less, the school's so-called gethu figaar. So once the 2nd girl tripped the 1st one on purpose while we were all heading to the assembly. The Scent Factory slipped, ottified some 'mann' in her non-existent 'meesai' and turned into a parody of Red Ross. She stared at the girl that tripped her and said "Bitch!"
There was a moment of horrified silence among the girls, when everybody went "#$%$!!" and covered their mouths in terror.
The last time I had seen guys get stunned like that was when I and Vman caught Anees watching 'Kolangal' with his mom. :))
Ever since I've heard a lot of girl-isms like:
"She's such a Bitch!"
"Oh my God, he must think I'm a Bitch!"
and all that crap.
Guys have no problem though, they are born with an in-built dictionary of swear words. They swear about everything and anything, I was swept off my feet when I heard a pal of mine wish another on his birthday saying: "O**a! Happy Bday da..!"
Guys swear when their bike doesn't start, when India loses the match, when their dinner goes cold, when the Pizza is late, when the traffic signal turns red, when they have to do work, when they end up doing it late, when the work ultimately goes awry, so that means, pretty much everytime. The beauty is, they assault each other verbally, calling each other the names of the body parts they are both aware that they don't possess. Such is the irony of life. Any girl(gaerl) who comes upon two guys shouting at each other will notice atleast 10 of her body parts being mentioned randomly.
There are exceptions, though. There are these Dude-guys who predominantly hang out with gaerls, and also use the B-word. They also use other girl-isms like 'Ya', 'Da'(that sounds like duh),'Yaar', 'Ma', 'Na' etc.
Makes me wish Goundamani would appear on the spot, punch him on the mouth and say "Dei Naaye, Naaye, Naaye! Yaarraa Nee!"
And there are instances guys are nicknamed with the B-word too. This has nothing to do with Anees or Vman. :p
And there is this one time, a gaerl in my class grew so mad at a guy, she yelled "Poda B**du!"
Totally different story. :)
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17 Fellows Swore At This:
Otha.. Omale the post machan.. Otha Happy bday da was ULTIMATE!!! potru.. free..
You have no idea how many times I've sweared at some friend's place, not realising that his parents are there somewhere nearby and me will the shout Otha Mayiru or somethin.. Awkward situations of India!!!
free..
@ Anees
Kolangal!!! WTF!! free...
wats rong wit kolangal mannnn??????
@Anish
u wer watching kolangal...end of story. don't worry, the secret that u used to watch Aanadham is safe with me. me ll take it to my deathbed!! :D
Free... u guys shout at my place all the time during Literature sessions... rascals.. free :D
The previous comment was @GS :p
free... like u said guys swear anywhere and evrywer.so shouting at ur place is not out of the ordinary..
remember wen u used to say "machan veetla golu vaechirkaanga da!!""
free..
@Vman
lol... yeah, free..
That was one Maamu post man, really cool. First up, I thought the B-word meant bastard, apparently the only swear word girls use against all guys. There's a sick bastard, a lovable bastard and smart bastard et al.
And Anish watchin Kolangal Thats someting I'm gonna borrow from you. Anish Bashing! :D
And there do exist girls who smell like who-needs-a-shower-when-we-have-perfume.
'Ya', 'Da'(that sounds like duh),'Yaar', 'Ma', 'Na' etc. and then there are guys who text the gaerls addrssing them "Pa" and "loosu" may their souls rot in hell.
@Vinay
thanks, dude.. yup, girls do use 'bastard' a lot too. and there's this blasphemous word called 'cute'invented for crap stuff like Teddy Bears, Shahid Kapur, Puppies and those little porcelain couplingse dolls.
wats more worse is they add an '-ie' to each word's end... like cutie, sweetie.. they make me go 'Ezzhh'
Oh well hows Jattie? :D lol
Eyy chi wat ya naughty :p
Join the black template people's club (disambiguation: Black: color of Blog template has Nothing to do with racism)
tried searching for templates in google... wat i saw made my jaw drop. and black rocks, in all its entirety...!
ever since the day i insisted on buying black dresses for diwali jus to piss my dad off!
Yeah Black templates is a separate section in every template website, which is relly cool..
@Anish: Dude, the cat is outta the bag. Maybe u can shoot the cat :D but anything short of that is not gonna save you
@Anish
Its all right man, its normal.. its just a disease.. u need some rehab, thats all.
And did u really mean that biggest-asshole comment...? if yes, then m honored! means a lot to me, man. :)
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