How I Met Your Mom, Season 2, Episode- The Lucky Penny----------
Lily: You don't understand, this is an amazing sale... I've heard about it, but I never knew where it was! We'll all have a wedding dress camp out, it'll be fun!
Barney: I can't go, I've got this thing.
Lily: What thing?
Barney: Uh... Pen*s?
-------------Barney Stinson rocks... all the way.
Legendary.
Free...
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Its finally here!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring to you the 1st annual Puke-list Awards 2009! 2008 is over and done with now, so for all you folks feeling real low, I'll just show the flip side of what you'll NOT be missing... those little somethings you swore to erase from your lifetime memory.
The year that passed was an unkind year as far as photos were concerned. There was some random thing that went wrong every time a snap was taken...
either the lighting was bad, or the picture was blurred, or the fellows being caught on camera were scary as shit. I had a truckload of these photos, and me had a hard time picking the Top Ten. So to cut short my boring paragraph, here we go the best Worst Photos Of 2008...
10. Hairy Matter: What does GS do when he shaves both sides of his head by accident using an electronic trimmer? He calls it a hairstyle. Add to that Jagan's constipated look, Vman in all his essence and Anish's Kelso look, (plus the guy staring in horror from behind).. you have a near winner.
(9). Here Cometh Vman: For those who know the basic structure of Vman's baadi-parts, this must come off as a real shocker.
(8). I-bad: Atleast Vman got the positioning right. I righteously suck.
(7). Dudeness: God knows what SJ tried with my Horlicks sunglasses and his cocked eyebrow. And the serious look doesn't help either.
(6). King Mooli: What he wanted was a real stylish wannabe Vijay pose with his new Messi jersey. What he got was the urgently-waiting-outside-the-toilet routine.
(5). The Mountainhead: Ayn Rand definitely didn't see this coming. The classic picture of a suddenly heavyweight Dipak Ragav... thank god you cut down those pounds, dude.
(4). The Worst, The Mad And The Jetti: This is supposed to come out as one of those Joey-Chandler-Ross poses. What turned out was me with an Amon Goth look, Maddy with voldemort style slitted eyes, and GS looking seriously constipated.
(3). Worst Photography: We clicked this one when we found Jagan's 8th Standard ID-card photo that had him sporting a Gemini Ganesan meesai. The photo turned out to be unbelievably tragic.
(2). Dumbass: This one went Au-naturale. Everybody's heard of God's generosity to Dude Dipak in the ass department, but we wanted a publicity promo. The dumbass refers to me, cuz I was stoned enough to click this.
(1). Worst. Photo. Ever: And ladies and gentlemen... I give to you the big daddy of bad photos. Kids, this is why your mommy told you to not wear stray sunglasses that you chance upon. They might carry deadly infections... or they may make you look like a dumbass. This photo is revered across the globe, I heard a tribe in South America even worship it. Me is proud this came off me camera. Amen.Now that you're done seeing the horrors that passed, me is certain you're not gonna miss 2008 anymore. And for the disclaimer, the top ten were wholly my personal choice and opinions may vary. Just remember that those were at my disposal and this is my blog.
Until next time, folks..
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